thehahalarious asked:
If you wrote your essays with that much passion I would pass you because it was amazayn and not because I've got the hots for ya ;)

LOLOL 

i must curse in order for it to come across as passionate. i doubt any of our teachers would pass me if i had a bunch of f-bombs in my papers. lol

but thank you. :) <3





niallshotwings:

niall said mofos. omfg

lololol 
crying. 
i&#8217;m dead. hahahahaha

niallshotwings:

niall said mofos. omfg

lololol 

crying. 

i’m dead. hahahahaha



So Let’s Be Real Here…

I’m a bit sick of some Directioners. 

You guys push things to extreme levels, when there’s no need. You ruin so many things for all the other fans, and it’s just heart breaking. 

Do some of you even think before you act? Or post something on tumblr? Or before you tweet them? Or before you send their girlfriends, friends, and family something? Do you think before you meet them?

It doesn’t seem like it. 

I mean… If I had fans like some of you, I’d be embarrassed

I’ve never had complete faith in this fandom before. I’ve never been fully happy to be a part of it. 

There’s so much hate that goes around between different countries. Why though? There’s no reason. I do not understand why you guys have to hate on each other, and say you’re better than the other. There’s NO point. We’re all here to support One Direction. Why can’t we get along? Honestly, I can’t put into words how annoying it is. 

Then some of you are just plain stupid and don’t think. I’ve never thought that someone would be so stupid as to post a story, that they know is stupid, and would bring so much hate. The Zux fanfic? I didn’t read it, because my friend told me not to, but I didn’t have to read to guess what happened. It’s plain disgusting and I can’t even comprehend how someone could think of that, write it, and post it on the internet.

And then the people that actually sent the story to 1D and their team? And Lux’s MOM?! You fucking idiots. What you should have done is reported the girl’s tumblr, and tried to get everyone who might have a copy, to DELETE it. 

Then today… What was that? Like… Just what the fuck was that? You shouldn’t mob anyone. They’re fucking people. And you know Niall is claustrophobic. I promise you, if you just stand there and actually try and talk to them, chances are they will stay and say hello. But if you’re mobbing them, yeah, they’re going to try and leave. It’s a scary situation. You need to calm the fuck down. 

That’s probably the thing that annoys me the most. How some of you don’t know the appropriate time to freak, and the appropriate time to be calm.

I understand they’re your idols. I do, really. They’re my idols too. But you don’t need to freak out when you’re mere feet away from them. CALMLY say hello, ask for a picture, whatever. You don’t need to chase them, pull at them, scream, or any of that. They will stay if you are calm, and the management and body guards will allow you and them to talk a bit, if you are calm. It’s not that hard to understand. 

If you freak out, chances are they will be taken away. It’s unsafe when you have absolutely no control of your emotions. 

The appropriate time to freak out, would be at a concert, and that’s about it. Only in a setting where it’s obvious you are allowed to go crazy.

Seeing them on the street in New York is not a time to freak out. 

Directioners are some of the most dedicated fans out there. But some of you need to learn when to chill out. 



the fact that it&#8217;s on a fork&#8230; hahaha &lt;3

the fact that it’s on a fork… hahaha <3

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how did she not get any awards for this role?

how did she not get any awards for this role?

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breakingtableswithmalik:

gets me every time

like my &#8216;today was such a good weekend for jonas news&#8217; when i was talking to mary in the library this morning. lmfao 

breakingtableswithmalik:

gets me every time

like my ‘today was such a good weekend for jonas news’ when i was talking to mary in the library this morning. lmfao 

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Zayn - “Ohh yes i hit it, Liam i hit it”

this is my favorite… like… ever. he sounds like a little kid, and it’s just fucking adorable. 

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zayn. in boyce avenue shirt. 

so. attractive. 

i can’t even. 

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Nick Jonas ruining lives singing WMYB. (x)

dead. 

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